In the'first 50 of the funniest things we've read in a CV I included someone listing an achievement on their CV as sober, another listed their skills as speaking Italian and Spinach and someone else stating they were a 'rabid' typist.

Below is another collection of 50 classic CV faux pas, enjoy!

Picking up where we left off...

51. JOB HISTORY - "Promoted to area manger to oversee 37 storefronts."

52. KEY SKILLS - "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

53. COVER LETTER - 'I have guts, drive, ambition and heart, which is probably more than a lot of the drones that you have working for you.'

54. EMAIL ADDRESS - dumbblonde@.......

55. AWARDS ' 'National record for eating 23 pancakes in 2 minutes'

56. WORK EXPERIENCE ' 'Child care provider, organised activities; prepared lunches and snakes'

57. KEY SKILLS - "Good people skills, except when people get on my nerves.' Which is hardly ever, no more often than once every ten minutes. "

58. COVER LETTER - "I'm submitting the attached copy of my CV for your consumption."

59. ACHIEVEMENTS - "Planned building of new building' at '2.5 million over budget.'

60. KEY SKILLS - "I am very used to working with thigh schedules."

61. COVERING LETTER - 'looking for a party-time position.'

62. KEY SKILLS - "I am quick at typing, about 30 word pers minute, 45 with strong coffee."

63. WORK EXPERIENCE - "Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse."

64. KEY SKILLS - "I am a tiger when needed, but otherwise a pussycat."

65. NUMBER OF DEPENDENTS -' "40"

66. REASON FOR LEAVING - "I din't give the company my full effort and received no chance of carer advancement in return."

67. COVER LETTER -' "I host a superlative proficiency for resolving complex systematic problems. I have pedagogic expertise conducting sales, and I can be quickly utilized as an assiduous, visceral and proactive problem solver."

68. REFERENCES - "Clare" (We might need a little more info)

69. KEY SKILLS - "Very experienced with out-house computers."

70. WORK EXPERIENCE - "Responsibilities included recruiting, interviewing and executing final candidates."

71. CURRENT SALARY - "'28,000. Salary desired: '170,000."

72. KEY SKILLS - "I am a great team player I am"

73. PERSONAL PROFILE - "I'm a lean, mean, marketing machine"

74. REASON FOR LEAVING - "Company insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions."

75. HOBBIES - "Running, editing video, cooking, writing and wondering"

76. COVER LETTER - "I would be prepared to meet with you at your earliest convenience to discuss what I can do to your company."

77. WORK EXPERIENCE - "Dispensed medication and passed out."

78. JOB TITLE - "Ass. Manager." (Possibly meant assistant manager?' At least I hope so.)

79. KEY SKILLS - "Being bilingual in 3 languages."

80. COVER LETTER - "Dear Sir/Modem."

81. KEY SKILLS - "My qulifications include close atention to detail."

82. WORK EXPERIENCE - "Worked in a office where I carried out my own accountant."

83. COVER LETTER - "Sorry for any incontinence."

84. GAP IN CV - "Any interruption in employment is due to being unemployed."

85. DESIRED POSITION - "Profreader."

86. KEY SKILLS - "Grate communication skills."

87. COVER LETTER - "Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."

88. KEY SKILLS - "I supervise employees with the iron fist!"

89. COVER SKILLS -' "Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!"

90. WORK EXPERIENCE - "Please note from my CV I have 6 years buying, negotiating and sock-control experience"

91. COVER LETTER -"I'm submitting my CV to spite my lack of C++ and HTML experience"

92. KEY SKILLS - "Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory."

93. HOBBIES - "Relaxing with family and friends watching action movies"

94. PERSONAL PROFILE - 'I wasn't born ' my mother simply chose 'eject child' from the special menu.'

95. REASON FOR LEAVING - "Responsibility makes me nervous"

96. WORK EXPERIENCE - "Whilst working in the hairdressers I had to deal with a lot of old biddies"

97. SKILLS - "I have a lot of integrity so I promise not to steal office supplies and take them home.'

98. EDUCATION - "Have repeated courses repeatedly.'

99. COVER LETTER - Why should you employ me?' I bring doughnuts on Friday.'

100. WORK EXPERIENCE - "'Filing, billing, printing and coping.'

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Many thanks for reading and for a bonus 50 CV bloopers, click on Part 3 here or below.